Slippery when wet, Fred lives on a prayer in the upper-deck bleacher seats at a recent Bon Jovi show in the City of Angels. Not to worry, FOF Alex B. laid her hands on him, keeping him safe and making sure he had a nice day.

So FOF Tommy Norman brings six Fred to meet Obama at Avalon [the self-proclaimed super club] in Hollywood. It was going to be an exciting night. First, Tommy meets his friends with Fred and rides in an eco-limo [which is the ultimate in green over-the-top]. Essentially, Tommy, Fred and friends crammed into a Toyota Prius, paid a driver to take them to the gala, and supposedly felt really good about themselves in their hybrid. So get this: FOF Tommy arrives at the event and upon entering gets stopped by the security guards. It seems Fred caught their eye and in a split second the situation escalated. FOF Tommy explains Fred is an all around good guy, Security Guard 1 cracks open the cap and takes a whif [as if Fred had BO or something], FOF Tommy laughs, Security Guard 2 freaks, FOF Tommy sets the record straight, Obama can be seen through the crack in the entry door, Security Guard 1 grabs FOF Tommy and brings him to the back alley, not pretty. It all ended with Fred outside and Tommy inside to see Obama. What a tough night, sorry Fred Shout-out for the awesome stencil of Obama, designed by Shepard Fairey. Double shout-out to FOF Tommy for thinking of Fred and backing him. Usually it’s Fred who has our back. L8tr.