Bronx Wentz? Seriously?
So the eagerly anticipated progeny of Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz has arrived, and wouldn’t you know it, so has another only-in-Hollywood name: Bronx Mowgli Wentz. While not as head scratching as Pilot Inspektor Lee, Moxie Crimefighter Jillette or Audio Science Clayton, it does make us long for a simpler time when every man, woman and child was named Fred. Oh, what a time that was.





