Artist and Friend of Fred, Dan C. puts the screws to our buddy Fred in a sculptural piece for the opening show at the Lisa Coscino Gallery in Pacific Grove, CA. The stunning object, titled D.I.Y. Pimp my Fred, is no doubt the heaviest Fred we’ve ever seen. The kind of heavy that inspires the “long live metal” extended thumb, forefinger & pinky hand motion and makes us want to shout at the devil and/or bark at the moon. Pimpin’ may not be easy, but it sure is fun to look at. Dan Cronin, you rock.

Slippery when wet, Fred lives on a prayer in the upper-deck bleacher seats at a recent Bon Jovi show in the City of Angels. Not to worry, FOF Alex B. laid her hands on him, keeping him safe and making sure he had a nice day.